He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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