what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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