so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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