A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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