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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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