they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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