We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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