In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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