All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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