Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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