i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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