pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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