maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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