We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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