I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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