I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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