Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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