i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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