Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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