dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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