I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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