Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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