Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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