he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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