is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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