It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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