honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
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Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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