Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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