yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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