I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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