I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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