5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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