if only i could text you this smell
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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