Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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