So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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