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say what?
wanna hang out?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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