I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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