I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at about main and main street
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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