shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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