i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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