We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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