Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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