First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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