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i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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