Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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