What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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