i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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