I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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