Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): There is a stranger person in my roommates bed... http://tfl.nu/1fs2
  Replies (5) Good night (797) Bad night (429) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth http://tfl.nu/9h3z
  Replies (4) Good night (475) Bad night (2638) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child.... http://tfl.nu/unbg
  Replies (23) Good night (872) Bad night (4059) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place http://tfl.nu/6i8c
  Replies (16) Good night (5755) Bad night (755)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way. http://tfl.nu/846z
  Replies (10) Good night (5607) Bad night (850) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (870): View more from Arkansas

  What's the big deal? you guys fuck

  (1-870): View more from Arkansas

  3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (870): What's the big deal? you guys fuck (1-870): 3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times http://tfl.nu/e13u
  Replies (21) Good night (2738) Bad night (1517) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher. http://tfl.nu/3c6s
  Replies (4) Good night (2238) Bad night (666) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (705): View more from Ontario

  You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (705): You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed. http://tfl.nu/gl5z
  Replies (12) Good night (4207) Bad night (783) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (562): View more from California

  at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (562): at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all. http://tfl.nu/8vyn
  Replies (6) Good night (763) Bad night (2687) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius" (404): I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off. http://tfl.nu/115h
  Replies (3) Good night (2281) Bad night (459)
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on http://tfl.nu/edc7
  Replies (11) Good night (947) Bad night (304) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical http://tfl.nu/vxcf
  Replies (8) Good night (1670) Bad night (329) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA. http://tfl.nu/fhl1
  Replies (5) Good night (1011) Bad night (266) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night. http://tfl.nu/xja7
  Replies (0) Good night (212) Bad night (425) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (239): View more from Florida

  I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (239): I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night. http://tfl.nu/o908
  Replies (4) Good night (454) Bad night (182) Order T-Shirt

Randomize