So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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